CrAzY ApPy pOsT...

See the apple above ??? What comes to your mind looking at it ? ( ok now save your say for comments ..Its my blog , so obviously expect me to say yaar !!!

This apple is like mind ( I don't know if you have got one !!! ;) :P ) Can you see that the apple is still raw ????...( When I am asking about apple, why you still reading ? Look at the apple yaar !!! ...Now stop staring at the pic ...Its just an apple not a Britney Spears !!! Ok now shift your eyes back here ....)The raw apple is pricked by needles called thoughts .Isn't it ? It hurts the apple ...( Now don't wait that that the apple will speak coz apples don't !!!!! ) We can prick out the needles from the apple , but it will leave a mark ...the damage caused by the needle can't be repaired ..In fact , it indirectly invites other needles as if saying - You can come , the space is free ; not realizing that its going to get hurt again , to be replaced by another needle , which does same - it pricks !!! Same like thoughts na ?? One needle ( thought ) is taken aback , only to get pricked by another , sometimes refusing to come out and cause pain staying inside ! Whew...sounding insane ?? I don't know , I left my mind somewhere while writing this !! So if you gotta brains , you will understand , otherwise , Congrats ! You too lost it ! Ok now continuing my non sense ...

Have you thought ( only for those who use their brains !!! )that our mind , like this apple always and is continuously pricked by thoughts ( repeated this point just to check whether you really read it before !! You did ??? Then why read it again , skip it yaar ! and move your eyes to read next !!! :)) " An Apple a day , keeps a doctor away " - do you know what this means ?? Na , I am not stressing you to eat apples ..I am not into marketing of apples , please ! ...It means , you have use your mind ( here , only in this post , apple = mind .. Stressing on it because , when you go a restaurant to have a appy juice , don't order it as " Mental extracts " , justifying that I read in a blog that an apple = mind !! )

You have been bestowed with cerebrum , cerebellum and a brain stem ..If you don't make good use of this apple , this apple will start to decay and then you will need to go to a Mental doctor ( whose apple has already been rotten !!!! ;))Phew man..even my words seem to stink now as I am writing completely rotten !!! ...Let me end it now with some "Appy" proverbs ... ( Remember the equation : apple = mind )

P.S : Some utter non sense are also added in brackets , only to disturb , irritate and scratch your appy more :P

# An apple that ripens late keeps longest. (Serbian Proverb) ( So use your brain less , to save your power !!! ;))

# An apple thrown into the air will turn a thousand times before it reaches the ground. (Persian) ( So next time you start jumping up and down , be cautious that you will fall down with that apple ! )

# Bite into a bitter apple first, and the good one will taste all the sweeter. (German) ( For that , it doesn't mean keep eating others' minds oopss aaple ! :P)

# Everything round isn’t an apple. (Armenian) ( It may be an tomato also ;) )

# Handsome apples are sometimes sour. (Dutch) ( So stop polishing it , instead add sugary thoughts :))

# One bad apple will spoil the whole barrel. (English) ( So always stay alone , because you are very sure that you have a quite rotten apple ..Be single , save the world !!! ;))

# Sometimes it is better to give your apple away, than to eat it yourself. (Italian) ( As you use it rarely , donate to those who use it seriously:) )

# The apple never falls far from the tree. (English) ( It stays with your body !!!! :D )

# The attractive apple sometimes hides a worm within. (German) ( So get a CT Scan today!!!! )

# The bad apple floats on top. (Yiddish) (Only for those whose appy is above their neck !!! )

# The rotten apple spoils his companion. (That's why is your face loosing its charm huh ? ;))

What you looking for ???? My Apple ??? You crazy fellow ! Check yours first !!!!